annogus

Saturday night as I was heading to my car, I realized that I had forgotten something inside.

I attempted to jog back to my door, but slipped on the wet grass and straight-up spread-eagled it on the lawn.

The worst part was that I was in a Catwoman costume at the time.

I stood up, shaking my head. “That was not very catwomanly at all.”

Now my ribs really hurt. I think I’ll just pretend it’s from a baddie’s boot.