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Another work conversation.

Me: Jon, look how long my nails are getting!
Jon: Wow. Good job. How’d you do that?
(Tim walks up)
Me: I got that stuff from that Israeli guy, Leo. The stuff is great!
Tim: uhh…..?

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Our store never runs out of good quotes.

Customer: Where is your health section?
Pam: Oh, that’s right upstairs. I can show you where it is.
Customer: ugh. I don’t want to go up there.