get to work. realize I don’t have my laptop.
drive home. get laptop.
decide to pick up Subway in advance for lunch.
can’t find wallet.
drive home. still can’t find wallet.
look in bag again. oh, there’s my wallet. had it the whole time.
Pull up to Subway drive-through. Sit behind a car for five minutes. Server window never opens.
I finally made it to work after stopping at a legit Subway, but holy cow, this morning was ridiculous.